When seconds count, reach for BaconAir, the “revolutionary new product that combines the deliciousness of bacon with the unrivaled health benefits of 95% pure Himalayan oxygen.” Well, as long as it’s Himalayan oxygen.
Hungry for bacon but don’t want the calories? Try BaconAir! Competing in a sporting event or spelling bee? Try BaconAir! Vacuuming the house? Try BaconAir! Taking a test? Try BaconAir! Driving a race car or semi-truck? Try BaconAir. If you want to run faster, jump higher, look and feel more attractive or memorize long sequences of numbers – try BaconAir!
Is there nothing BaconAir can’t do?
There’s even a contest to win a free lifetime supply of the fat-free, calorie-free, bacon-flavored recreational inhalant:
just send us an email to firstname.lastname@example.org with why you think you should be the first person to use BaconAir and we’ll select a winner!
With bacon-flavored inhalers coming to the market, I think we’re all winners.