Six hours in the dentist’s chair to have portraits of Prince William and Kate Middleton tattooed on your front teeth: £1,000.
Getting mocked by bloggers for your stalkeresque obsession with the royal couple: priceless.
Small World reports:
The temporary artwork – known as ‘gnasher tats’ – will last for up to three months and can only be removed by ”several long, hard brushes”.
Bachelor Baz, who lives in Bristol, said: ”I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day.”