He’s got a Nobel Peace Prize, so why not add “Best Dressed” to his collection of participation trophies?

This week Le Figaro Madame put together a list of the 20 best dressed men in the world, and President Mom Jeans made the cut:

The write-up gushes about his sex appeal.

Did I mention we’re talking about this guy?

Also on the list? Accused rapist and supposed “fashion icon” Julian Assange:

Wow.