The New York state Department of Health doesn’t require a License to Ill … yet. But if kids want to take their lives in their hands by playing Wiffle ball indoors, that’s another story:
The state Department of Health may label games such as tag, Wiffleball, kickball and horseshoes as posing a “significant risk of injury” at day camps and may require indoor day camps that offer those activities to be regulated by state and local health officials.
The Beastie Boys could not be reached for comment on whether they intend to fight for your right to hollow plastic sports gear.
Update that makes my heart hurt to write: Apparently some people have never heard “Paul Revere” by the Beastie Boys and don’t get the reference in the title. If you’re able to access YouTube from that pop culture vacuum, here you go …