That whole “innocent until proven guilty” thing? Yeah, never mind:
Via The Smoking Gun:
The “Alleged” Is Probably Not Necessary When Describing This Indiana Paint Huffer
For the 48th time since 1992, the Indiana man has been arrested for inhaling paint fumes. Gibson’s latest huffing collar came when his wife summoned cops to the couple’s Fort Wayne home shortly after midnight on April 14.
Dude. 48 times? Who’s picking up his bail tabs all the time? I hope Krylon at least does that much, what with all the business this dude has given them.
But, yeah, no alleged is needed when the entire bottom half of your face is silver metallic. Justice may be blind, but it certainly isn’t that blind.