Klassy Graveside Etiquette: “Can You Hear Me Now?”

     

It ain’t easy being the Verizon Wireless pitchman:

A few months ago, he attended his grandmother’s funeral. As her body was being lowered into the ground, he heard the hushed voice of a family friend: “Can you hear me now?”

It’s like someone took class out behind the shed, shot it 47 times, sodomized it for good measure, then wore its decomposing remains. To a funeral.

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