Except for maybe “Oh, the humanity”. Or “My eyes! My eyes!”
I can’t even say “bless his heart”, as I feel that would be an insult to “bless his heart.”
Caleb Howe sums it up best on Twitter, methinks:
So I hear Carrot Top changed his hair to appear more serioOHMIGAWD KILL IT WITH FIRE http://bzfd.it/eqfFXH
Yeah. The headline made me snicker as well; I wouldn’t really call that “playing it straight“:
The depiction seems no joking matter, but Scott Thompson jokes about it anyway. To paraphrase, he looks at a photo of himself with long, waveless hair and says, “I would have sex with her.”
Um. It seems that all of his judgment is a bit off. Or he had a set of beer goggles in his little suitcase full of hilarious (by hilarious, I of course mean the total opposite of hilarious) props that he forgot to ever take off.
There is a gallery of photos at the Las Vegas Sun. I haven’t dared to look yet. Enjoy!
h/t Caleb Howe