I’m not sure what I can say about this without getting too bawdy (even by my standards), so I’ll just limit myself to quoting Donald Trump on his opposition to gay marriage. Make of it what you will:
“It’s like in golf,” he said. “A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive,” said Mr. Trump, a Republican. “It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
So, Trump thinks it’s high time the gay community stopped shoving their “really long putters” down our throats. Oops.